A Post For Taylor

So i bought Neils Bohr's Atomic Model a few days ago for $12.99 at a Borders in Manchester, CT.

Did i say Atomic Model?

Did i say Neils Bohr's?

No?

Alright then.

So more to the point i bought On The Beach by Neil Young (no relation) the other day and i have to say that i enjoy it about as much as a rectal examination while under anesthesia. Immensely. I like the production, I like the way Neil writes his songs and i like the words he uses. Especially when prepositions are involved but only if they modify a participle, but then thats getting bogged down in crap that isn't true and doesn't make sense. And that riff to Walk On, God how i love it so.

I also bought Faulkner's (no relation) "The Sound and The Fury". I decided i am reading far too little and that my brains are decreasing in overall tepid fruit punch fuhrer. So thus i'm reading a story told through the perspective of a retarded boy.

I also bought Casablanca (no relation). Anyone who hasn't seen that either deserves to be gutted with a fluffy pillow until their bottom turns green with the envy of the asses who have sat on said fluffy pillow, or they should just...you know...i guess...watch the movie. I think that's what i really mean here.

So after my mid year exam this morning i decided to go on an adventure and walk home. Four miles and 50 minutes later i decided that was a stupid idea and i walked back to school and waited for the bus. I missed the bus. Then i decided "Well, why not, you know 'run some shit' as the gangsta's call it" And i stole this kid's bike and sold it for...i think it was 12...no it was 14...14 miligrams of pure uncut Diamonds. And of course by Diamonds i mean Cocaine (no relation). After my successful "drug" score i bought a condo that takes up three fifths of the eastern seaboard. I'm looking to franchise my restaurant next thursday.


Huzzah. Go listen to Ambulance Blues.


Sincerely,

Hal